Tom's Town News & Blog
Hobo Holiday, Pendergast Turkeys Fatten, Goat Voters in Wake of Election
Every Holiday season Boss Tom’s Machine remembered the humblest of voters, those who consistently returned the Machine to power by casting ballots for Goat candidates. Then casting them again at another polling station. Then casting them again across town. Then, when necessary, riding Machine-chartered busses to the most remote precincts in Jackson County to elect Goats to county office.
SLASHES AT THE BOSS! RAY'S SAVAGE POLITICAL CARTOONS CUT THE MACHINE TO THE BONE.
S. J. “Silvey” Ray was no fan of Boss Tom, and he used his gig as editorial cartoonist at The Kansas City Star to cut the Machine any time he got the chance.
Judge Mac Delivers the Goods! Country Bookkeeping Delivers Boodle for KC Machine!
“Judge” Henry F. McElroy learned his politics and his public accounting as a young boy in rural Iowa. When Tom Pendergast engineered his appointment as City Manager McElroy was over sixty years old, but stood tall, slim, and muscular, with the wiry frame and evangelical scowl of a country preacher. He rose to prominence in The Machine as an administrative judge for Jackson County – the same office where Harry Truman got his start.
MISSOURI WALTZ! RICHMOND RUBE CALLS TUNE ON BOSS TOM!
The trouble for Boss Tom began long before the bean counters obsessed over his tax forms.
THE MACHINE SHOWS HEART! WE FEED 'EM....AND WE VOTE EM!
Boss Tom was determined that the Machine would continue the tradition of philanthropy established by Big Jim Pendergast when he was alderman of the West Bottoms, and the distribution of five-spots to hobo voters on election day wasn’t the Machine’s only charitable endeavor.
MINDS THE BOSS' BUSINESS! ELI'S STRONG ARM KEEPS THE PEACE AT MACHINE HQ!
If you wanted to see The Boss, you had to go through old “Cap” Matheus. Elijah Matheus was a man of mystery, and his opaque biography made his authority imposing. Nobody knew much at all about the stern factotum who ran The Boss’ office. It was common knowledge that he was a former riverboat captain – thus the nickname.
EPSTEIN'S ANCESTOR A BOOTLEGGER! TOM'S TOWN PARTNER STAGGERS IN FOOTSTEPS OF ARTFUL ANTECEDENT!
Someone pulled the rug out from under Herman Epstein. One day he was an honest businessman pursuing a legitimate trade. The next day he was a bootlegger. The grandfather of Tom’s Town Distilling Co.'s illustrious co-founder, David Epstein, would have to wear the title, or find some other business.
QUEEN OF THE INFERNO! DEVILISH CABARET KEEPS LORELEI LYNN ATOP BOSS TOM'S SIN SCENE!
Of all the sin palaces in Tom Pendergast’s town, Dante’s Inferno (Lorelai Lynn’s east side cabaret) took the prize for delivering the most surreal Saturday night a thirsty populace could demand.
TEN-YEAR SCAM: BUILDING BOOM A BOONDOGGLE FOR BOSS AND BOYS!
While Boss Tom Pendergast made plenty of money off of vice, he also had a genius for turning a buck at his day job, or rather, any of his many completely legitimate money-making enterprises. Kansas City’s ambitious “Ten-Year Plan” provided the opportunity for Boss Tom to put his mark on the city in a way that nobody could miss.
BOSS! Tom Pendergast: The Most Mysterious Man Everybody knows!
Tom Pendergast showed up early for federal prison. The guards didn’t expect Tom until after 9:00 a.m., but Pendergast did an end run around the press and showed up early at Leavenworth Penitentiary without escort. The harried federal marshal had to race up from Kansas City to play his part in Tom’s introduction to federal service. Apparently, it was customary for powerful men to dance when Boss Tom called a tune. Even the frowsy-headed marshal had to skip breakfast to accommodate The Boss of Kansas City.
Basie First of the Blue Devils: Kansas City Stomps to New Swing Sound From Southwest Circuit!
Basie First of the Blue Devils: Kansas City Stomps to New Swing Sound From Southwest Circuit!
Boss Tom Slips Trap! Reformers Eat Hats!
Respectable Republicans of Kansas City were sick and tired of Pendergast Populism.They decided the bi-cameral legislature – with upper and lower houses resembling the U. S. Congress – was too beholden to Boss Tom’s corrupt machinations. A new city charter, conceived “scientifically” by urban engineers and supported by bankers and businessmen, was put to a vote. The new charter would put Boss Tom and his cronies out of business, and replace Tom’s figurehead mayor with a professional city manager with dictatorial power. The legislature would be replaced by a nine-man city council whose principal duty was to hire the dictator.
Series Goes Ten! Monarchs Champions of Negro Leagues!
Kansas City Monarchs pitcher-manager Jose Mendez pitched through pain today to nail down the championship in the first Colored World Series. The Tom’s Town nine, champs of the Negro National League, clinched their trophy on the road, winning 5-0 at Chicago’s Schorling Park, while playing as the home team against Philadelphia’s Hilldale club from the Eastern Colored League.
EVEN BY TOM'S TOWN STANDARDS, THE ELECTIONS OF 1924 WERE MEMORABLE
Someone pulled the rug out from under Herman Epstein. One day he was an honest businessman pursuing a legitimate trade. The next day he was a bootlegger. The grandfather of Tom’s Town Distilling Co.'s illustrious co-founder, David Epstein, would have to wear the title, or find some other business.
BOSS' BEST DAY: PENDERGAST FROWNS CROC TEARS AS TOWN GOES DRY!
The best day in Tom Pendergast’s life was arguably the day he hung up the “closed” sign, and turned the lights out at Pendergast Wholesale Liquors, January 17, 1920. Prohibition was supposed to close down the gin joints and saloons that drew so many good citizens down into debauchery, and Tom was content to play along – as long as the debauchery continued.